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Read…. Carefully

March 24, 2008

So I was at work the on Saturday, making lattes and offering people blueberry muffins,

blueberry muffin

when a young lady walked in and said, “Are you Ryan?”

I said, “Uh… Yeah?”

“Do you have a blog on the Tomball College website?”

“Uh… Yeah?”

Her eyes narrowed as she said, “I’m upset with you!”

“Really? Why?”

“Because you said you don’t like babies or pregnant women!!!”

I was relieved, for a second I thought she was going to roll up her pant leg and have me diagnose a boil.

boil

“Actually, I wrote that I was glad I didn’t have to study obstetrics anymore, because they are not my favorite subjects. The funny pictures were just to emphasize my point. “

The moral of this story is to read carefully, be it instructions, the newspaper, a blog, or your horoscope. You may end up wasting a lot of time and energy for nothing.

3 comments

  1. that muffin looks yummy, but that boil is gross.


  2. RYAN! It’s Rachel, posting fromy my Korea blog.

    That boil is gross. Turbo gross.


  3. Every blogger’s nightmare; a stranger attacking you for something you wrote. What is she going to do now that you put this story on?



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